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10 September 2009 @ 05:12 am
How are you financially planning for your future?
why, by setting up an ass-ton of lepracaun traps duh.  catch enough of those little buggers and you're set for life ;3
Current Music: schwein-spank the monkey
08 July 2009 @ 02:06 pm
What do you think we'll be wearing twenty years from now?
Current Music: CamilliA by Lycaon
Robert Frost speculated about the world ending in fire or in ice. Which do you think is likely to end us all: meteorite, global warming, nuclear weapons, zombies, or the superflu?

A wee bit of everything more than likely (because the universe and karma are bitches and we're due for a good sniping)

it'll start off slow, creep up on us.  The "super flu" will grow and mature in some god-forsaken place until some idiot happens upon it and carries it to the outside world. (now, this could be like, Africa, or some random science lab 1,000 feet underground)

now, before it becomes painfully obvious we have a deadly virus in our midst, some nerd will discover the recipe for immortality, and of course everyone will be clamoring for it.  By the time the super flu rears its head, more than half the population will have been made "immortal" there-by creating an odd little predicament, which gives us ZOMBIES.  And of course once these hard-as-hell to kill ones infect normal people, well, we have a zombie apocalypse. 

and of course once more than half the populace is zombified (or holed up somewhere in fear once they get bored of looting) the world's machines will go into disrepair, thereby in whatever way speeding up global warming just enough so that a huge part of Antarctica falls into the ocean raising the water level substantially to flood. (Basically continents will become flood plains)

of course, not all the zombies and survivors will be killed, because then Jesus would get bored.  So what happens now?  Some way or another the nukes are set off.  Why weren’t they set off before you ask?  Well, because by the time they thought of it they had a zombie gnawing on their leg.  it could be some random fat guy, a half dead politician, a zombie, or a pigeon that sets them off (I’m voting stupid zombie pigeon) but some way they will go off, killing whatever's left..boiling oceans, scarring land, covering the sky in ash and turning everything to dust and stone....and then when the dust finally begins to settle, some 40 year old hacker who survived it all in his moms basement playing WoW will emerge only to see a giant ball of fire falling from the sky to finish the job, making him wish he'd thought to eat that last bag of cheetohs. 

Current Music: headache man by The GazettE
18 April 2009 @ 03:07 pm

Current Music: anti-pop by The GazettE